Part of our internship program involves each intern writing a weekly blog about a particular topic they’ve learned or discovered. Today, Claire Bailey, a 2016 graduate of Indiana State University, has tackled the blog:
The kids definitely keep our staff on their toes with their hilarious observations and one-liners!
As we all know kids don’t have a filter. They will say whatever they want whenever they want to. Which makes kids riding bikes a source of pure entertainment for us at Nine13sports. Kids plus exercise equals hilarious one liners. These one liners make the long hours of unloading and reloading the truck 100% worth it. Since we only have 8 bikes set up at a location, these comments are referred to as Bike 9. Ashley and Tom started a Bike 9 Twitter account that allows us to tweet the funny comments that kids make while riding the bikes. This is a way for us to document the best one liners that we have heard while also sharing them with the public. Whining about sweating and exercise is usually the source of the humorous commentary. I’ve compiled a list of my top 5 favorite one liners from my months interning at Nine13sports. I hope you enjoy these one-liners as much as me and the rest of the staff do.
1. “I don’t want to exercise…”
2. “Is it okay if this bike is sweaty a little?”
3. “What’s the prize?” “A high five!” “Oh I thought it was chocolate candy or something cool…”
4. “My legs feel like jelly!”
5. “Okay…can I pass out now?”